May 2012
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I’m starving and my brother ate the entire California Kitchen white pizza.
I do have a vibrator. But I hate vibrations. I can only get off by the real thing or something very close to it.
I feel so neglected right now. Actually, my vagina feels neglected. It keeps telling me to rub it on things.
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A girl came into my job tonight. I went to school with her. I didn’t remember her name but she remembered mine. She asked questions about my life and I didn’t ask her. I barely remember hell.
The more I think about the NATO protesters who say they aren’t registered to vote, I feel sick.
me: ALL YOUR FROZEN DAIRY TREATS WERE MADE TO BE RULED. AND IN THE END, YOU WILL KNEEL.
alli: THERE ARE NO DAIRY TREATS LIKE ME
me: THERE ARE ALWAYS DAIRY TREATS LIKE YOU
alli: LAST TIME I WAS IN DAIRY QUEEN AND THERE WERE DAIRY TREATS STANDING ABOVE OTHERS, WE DIDN'T GET ALONG SO GOOD
Things I like about myself:
Boobs
Taste in music
the-girl-with-the-snitch-tattoo:
i’m doing pretty good with this exercise thing
but i just love eating so much
A thousand times this.
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*Yesterday I did 3.9 miles on an eliptical machine and burned 507 calories after lifting weights. I also approximately made over 10,00 steps and burned 293.6 Kcal.
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Today I made 20,312 steps and burned 691.0 Kcal.